hustlerose:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

JUST GO TO BED

shut the fuck up bitch

oh wait this is my post

neurodivergent-crow:

androidboy:

androidboy:

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

ghettoinuyasha:

spiritphone:

spiritphone:

I love small wild cats… they almost always look like fucked up reject versions of domestic cats I find it very charming

excuse me one of those cats is a doctor

roguefucker69:

taahko:

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

Incorrect it’s bc they knew that if Yoda knew he could legally bone he’d destroy every pussy in the galaxy

thegirlinthebyakko:

systlin:

fuckyesmichaelbjordan:

I mean…

Bitch I watched all the LOTR extended editions back to back you think I won’t sit in the theatre for 4 hours???

You fools. I’ll bring dinner. 

Producers: you can’t possibly be able to watch 4 hours of black panther

Me: *shows up with food and blankets* you underestimate my power